Found this on the web and thought I could share some smiles with you today.
Pretend you find yourself zapped into the set of "The Sound of Music" and you were asked to sing "Do Re Mi"
DOUGH.. the stuff that buys me beer
RAY...the guy who sells me beer
ME...the one who drinks the beer
FAR...the distance to my beer
SO...I think I'll have a beer
LA...la la la la la beer
TEA... No thanks, I have my beer
That will bring us back to..(Looking at an empty mug in hand)